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TMI Thursday–Naughty Catholic Boy
Last week was fun so I thought I’d have another go with Lilu‘s TMIT (Too Much Information Thursday). This time I’ll tell you a story that is a lot less educational and a lot more TMI.
Thankfully, before I got married and settled down with a kid and a happy marriage, I had a few interesting… experiences. *Insert suggestive eyebrow raise*
Here is the story of one such experience. (Warning: This post may contain vague mental images of nudity.)
I was “seeing” this guy that lived about 10 minutes away from me when I was still living at my parents’ house. By “seeing” I mean doing the dirty every so often. I kinda wanted it to go a little further than us just hooking up and him disappearing for a week or so (don’t worry, I was using precautions) but he didn’t seem to be down. Oh well, I thought. *boink boink boink*
Now that I think of it he probably had other chicks on the side.
I had a nickname for him, which is how I referred to him to my friends. “Naughty Catholic Boy”.
He seemed to be devoutly religious, even though what he was doing was KINDA against the teachings of his religion. He had a rosary hanging from the lamp shade on the nightstand next to his bed and a crucifix on the wall above his bed. I felt a little strange while on top, right in front of Jesus. Can we say, awkward?
One of my many funny memories I keep stored away in my head.
To wrap up the story, thankfully I met Jess a few weeks after I cut it off with this guy. I told him not to talk to me unless he wanted to do something with me other than sex. I got tired of being his booty call. Jess was actually over at my house when this guy ended up calling me again (after weeks of no contact, I answered even though I didn’t recognize the number) and asked me if I wanted to get together and do something. I politely declined and told him I was now seeing someone. This is how the conversation went:
Him: Want to do something tonight?
Me: No thanks, I have a boyfriend now.
Him: Oh, okay that’s cool.
*brief pause*
Him: Want to do something anyway?
Me: No.
Him: Oh, okay that’s cool. Okay bye.
And that was that. Another funny memory to file away.
THE END.
February 4th, 2010 at 9:01 am
That is an AWESOME story. Hahah. I’m laughing. I used to hang out with some kids that went to Catholic school in the area, and they were ten times worse than the public school kids. They drank IN church! LOL
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February 4th, 2010 at 9:33 am
I totally agree Alissa – The catholic schools in my area had more dirty laundry than the local laundromat! Thanks Angie for another great TMI!
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February 4th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
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February 4th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Oh, boys. Almost can’t blame the guy for trying.
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February 4th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Scandelous! Haha gotta love those naughty catholic boys…I did something similar before…
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February 4th, 2010 at 7:19 pm
LMFAO! The mention of being ‘right in front of Jesus’ was way too hilarious.
These Too Much Info Thursday posts are pretty awesome, bwahaha!
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February 4th, 2010 at 7:21 pm
Oh, shit, I almost forgot … I freakin’ love this new layout of yours! The rose is gorgeous, and to pair it with a skull, well, I think that’s just fucking genius. As you might expect me to think, LOL.
Also love the fact there’s PURPLE splashed everywhere … A lot like the new layout I just uploaded last night on mm.COM, hehehehehe …
Mallory´s last blog ..3 February 2010
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February 18th, 2010 at 1:42 am
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