Some Of The Funniest Things Ever Said To Me

So good my horrible memory managed to store them away.

(Sitting around a bonfire)
Friend: Wow princess, you can really put away those beers.

Me: (Melodramatic complaining about something I won’t survive).
Jess: You’ll be fine, you’re too evil to not survive.
Me: …?

Friend: You’re making Jess’ breakfast?
Me: Yeah.
Friend: You’re such a good wife. Jess is such a crappy husband.
Me: No, he makes food for me too…
Friend: I know, I was just being sarcastic.

Me: If I was a car what kind of car would I be?
Jess: A cute little sports car with a nice wide rear end.
Me: 0.o

Friend: You’re STILL pregnant?
(because 9 months really does feel like forever)

Friend: I haven’t gotten to jump off anything naked since Dan left, cause we don’t have a ride anymore. You just want to see me naked again.
(Referring to the times we all went swimming in Lake Erie and Nelson Ledges.)

My Dad: “Hey Aiden, shouldn’t you be wearing shoes outside, or are you a hillbilly like your mom?”
Me: >:o … lol

I’ll probably add more to this post when I remember them.

| Posted on January 18, 2010 | Filed under Scrap Book

7 Responses to “Some Of The Funniest Things Ever Said To Me“

Kylie

January 18th, 2010 at 6:56 pm

Funny stuff! I always want to take notes, so many funny things are said between me and my boyfriend every freaking day..

We’re drinking wine & a couple hours in I get a headache & pop a couple ibuprofen.

Kent: Pills & alcohol, yeah, good plan.
Me: It’s just ibuprofen…
Kent: That’s what Heath Ledger said.

I laughed my ass off. I hope that doesn’t offend anyone, I love Heath Ledger but I also love dark humor. No disrespect!

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Cecilie

January 18th, 2010 at 8:04 pm

Yes we can link exchange:) I have added your link on my sidebar now:)

Funny post:) I wish I could remember some of the fun things being said, but I have such a bad memory:P
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